A Neighbor Swings By

Q: WHAT'S YOUR JOB?

I host a really fancy show called STORY JAM. It's got stories and a lot of music. 

Q: WHAT'S IT FOR?

It's for people who like stories and music! We're doing it tomorrow night, actually, and that's why I'm practicing.

Q: DO YOU LIKE IT?

Yup. It's a ton of fun.

Q: ARE YOU FAMOUS?

YES!

Q: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

NO!

Q: ARE YOU JUST TEASING ME?

Maybe!

Q: CAN I COME SEE YOUR SHOW?

Ummm....probably not. 

Q: CAN I COME WHEN I'M 8?

I doubt it. It's kind of adult-y. 

Q: IT SOUNDS BORING. 

Wait! Where ya going? Don't you want to hear the rest of the song?